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कांग्रेसी चीयर लीडर

ओये झल्लेया मानता है न हसाड़ी राज करने की क़ाबलियत को|ओये हमने महिलाओं को लोन लेकर अपनी रसोई सवांरने का अवसर दे दिया है | ओये पहले हसाडे वित्त मंत्री पी चिदांबरम ने मुम्बई में महिला बैंक की स्थापना कराके रसोई के लिए लोन देने के व्यवस्था बनवाई अब डा फारूख अब्‍दुल्‍ला ने ‘’इंडिया क्‍लीन कुक-स्‍टोव फोरम 2013’’के माध्यम से ग्रामीण भारत के लिए स्‍वच्‍छ पाक कला लाने की नई पहल कर दी है |अब तो बिना किसी हिलोहुज्जत के अच्छे रसोईघर बनेंगे और घरों के अंदर वायु प्रदूषण से होने वाली बीमारियों से बचाव भी होगा और लुभाव में बायोमास संसाधनों के अति प्रयोग से भी बचाव होगा|ओये अब तो गरीबी और पर्यावरण दोनों का इलाजहोजायेगाइससे यारा चुनावों में हमारा भी गुजारा हो जायेगा

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अरे मेरे चतुर सुजाण जी आप जी अगर सब्जियां सस्ती करा देते +कूकिंग गैस दिलवा देते+झोपड़ों से उठवा कर सस्ते घर दिलवा देते+इनकम टैक्स को लगाम लगा देते तो यूं हसाडा गाड़े का पैसा लुटाने की नौबत ही नहीं आती और सत्ता पर अआप जी का पट्टा अपने आप बढ़ जाता| नहीं समझे अरे भापा जी जब रसोई पकाने के लिए सामान लाने को पसीने छूट रहे हैं ऐसे में आप की सारी कला बाजियों को प्रश्न चिन्ह का सामना करना पडेगा

AAP Disqualified its candidate Of Rajouri Garden Assembly constituency Over Dowry Charge

Aam Aadmi Party [AAP] has disqualified its candidate from Rajouri Garden Assembly constituency ,After Bawana This damage controlling act has left AAP without candidates in Two Assembly constituencies .
AAP has announced the withdrawal of its support to its own official candidate, Pritpal Singh Saluja, from Rajouri Garden constituency in the Delhi Assembly elections. It is found by the party that FIR was registered against him and 3 of his family members in Oct 2012 at Lucknow. It appears that the charge-sheet for Dowry harassment etc was filed against him and some family members by the Lucknow Police in August 2013. A notice was issued by the trial court to him on November 11, 2013, which does not appear to have reached him before November 14, 2013. Therefore, his declaration in the nomination form that no criminal case was pending against him, maybe technically correct.
Party Says “Saluja did not bring these facts to the attention of the party while applying for candidature. The Political Affairs Committee of AAP has taken a serious view of the lapse and in furtherance of its resolve to retire a candidate against whom any serious facts come to the notice of the party which show that he does not conform to the moral standards expected from candidates of the Party, it has decided to withdraw the party’s support to Shri Saluja for the forthcoming Delhi elections.
party said “We are aware that the last date for filing of nominations and withdrawal has passed and therefore the withdrawal of support at this stage would mean that though technically Shri Saluja would continue on the ballot as a candidate of the party but it would effectively mean that the party would leave the seat vacant.”
Party has also ,earlier, withdrawn its support from Manoj from Bawana Assembly constituency

आरुषि बिटिया की इमेज का रेप सी बी आई द्वारा लगातार साढ़े पञ्च तक किया जाता रहा है| उसका दंड कौन भरेगा?

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सीबीआई का चीयरलीडर

ओये झल्लेया देखा आरुषि मर्डर केस में हमने करा दिया ना दूध का दूध और पानी का पानी ओये अब कहाँ बच कर जायेंगे ये पुत्रीहंता तलवार दंपत्ति |हसाड़ी साढ़े पञ्च साल की मेहनत रंग ले ही आई माननीय कोर्ट ने राजेश और नूपर दोनों को ही उम्र कैद की सजा सुना कर डासना जेल भिजवा दिया है |

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चतुर सुजाण जी चुनावो से पहले और तहलकाई तरुण तेजपाल काण्ड के ठीक समय पर आये इस फैसले पर मीडिया में जो बहस चल रही है उससे तो लगता है कि सिंगल ट्रेक पर चलाये गए इस केस में आरुषि बिटिया की इमेज का रेप सी बी आई द्वारा लगातार साढ़े पञ्च तक किया जाता रहा है| उसका दंड कौन भरेगा?

आरुषि मर्डर के केस में सी बी आई की विशेष अदालत ने तलवार दंपत्ति को उम्र कैद की सजा सुनाई

आरुषी और हेमराज के कत्ल के पांच साल बाद आज सीबीआई की विशेष अदालत ने सजा सुनाई |आरुषि के पैरेंट्स को बीते दिन अदालत ने दोषी मान लिया था और आज उन्हें उम्र कैद की सजा सुनाई गई है|
सीबीआई के विशेष न्यायाधीश श्री श्याम लाल ने तलवार दंपत्ति की सजा पर जांच ब्यूरो का पक्ष सुनने के बाद उन्हें उम्र कैद की सजा सुनाई।
विशेष अदालत ने कल ही राजेश तलवार और नूपुर तलवार को आरुषि—हेमराज हत्याकांड में दोषी ठहराया था।अदालत के फैसले के तुरंत बाद दोनों को हिरासत में लेकर डासना जेल ले जाया गया|

गोआ पोलिस,अधीनस्थ पत्रकार का बलात्कार करने के मुख्य आरोपी तहलकाई तेजपाल को टच किये बगैर ही टहल गई

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आक्रोशित कांग्रेसी एनजीओ

ओये झल्लेया ये मुल्क में कनून कि कैसी धज्जियाँ उड़ाई जा रही हैं देख तो गोआ में भाजपाई सरकार ने पोलिस भेजी और महिला पत्रकार के बलात्कार की सारी जाँच पड़ताल करने के बावजूद अधीनस्थ पत्रकार का बलात्कार करने के मुख्य आरोपी तहलकाई तेजपाल को टच किये बगैर ही टहल गई|अरे भई तहलका की शोमा चौधरी से पोलिस ने बंद कमरे में ८ घंटे की पूछ ताछ की तो उस दौरान मात्र पत्रकारिता के गुर का आदान प्रदान ही हुआ था क्या?

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अरे चतुर सुजाण जी ये भाजपाई भी लगता है आप ही के रास्ते पर चल निकले हैं| लॉन्ग रोप पा कर आप जी के तरुण तेजपाल गलतियां करने लग गए हैं |पहले पीड़िता अकी माँ को धमकाया जब बात नहीं बनी तो अपना ही ब्यान बदल डाला अब अग्रिम जमानत की अर्जी लगा कर भाजपा को षड्यंत्रकारी बताया |इससे लगता है कि श्रीमान जी की महिमा तार तार होनी शुरू हो गई है इनके मातहत पत्रकार तहलका से तौबा करने लग गए हैं |कपिल सिब्बल जैसे धुरंधर केंद्रीय मंत्री भी पीछे हटने लग गए हैं|इसके अलावा माननीय जी ये गोआ पोलिस वाले तहलका से हार्ड और न जाने कौन कौन सी डिस्कें ले गए हैं अब इनमे से भी सांप /बिच्छू तो निकलेंगे ही इससे हो सकता है शोमा जो तरुण का बचावकरती फिर रही हैं उसका सच्चा कारण भी उजागर हो जाये

पाकिस्तान जिंदाबाद नारों के बीच श्रीनगर में तिरंगा उतारा गया२६ /११ से एक दिन पहले कहीं नहीं दिखा यत्न

हैदर फ़िल्म की शूटिंग में उत्पीड़ित हुए भारद्वाज विशाल ,५०छात्रों ने की तोड़ फोड़ और तिरंगे का किया अपमान
पाकिस्तान जिंदाबाद नारों के बीच तिरंगा उतारा गया ,शूटिंग का पैकअप करके कलाकारों को बाहर निकाला गया
कश्मीर यूनिवर्सिटी के छात्रों का विरोध नहीं हुआ पहली बार,रविवार की छुट्टी में यह बना इनका मनपसंद त्यौहार
राष्ट्रीय तिरंगे के नीचे जय हिन्द का नारा अब इन्हें डराता है ,ऊमर अब्दुल्लाह को ओनली भजपाई डर सताता है
देश द्रोही षड्यंत्रों पर नहीं दिखता अब किसी का भी नियंत्रण कुर्सी बची रहे बस यही तक दीखता सबका प्रयत्न
२६ /११ की घटना से एक दिन पहले किसी अप्रिय घटना की पुनरावृति रोकने के लिए कहीं तो दीखता कोई यत्न

“AAP” has got clean chit for Sting C D from Election Commission

AAP Party has got clean chit ,In the case of Sting C D from the Election Commission
Party’s top brass Arvind kejriwal has issued a statement and said that we exposed the details of so called sting where “only parts of the video” was shown on TV. We have made the full video public. The Election Commission has said that it has NOT found any AAP leader doing anything illegal in the raw, unedited footage. WHAT DOES THE RAW FOOTAGE OF THE STING CD SHOW?
Party Has said ” In the last few days, we have seen multiple, coordinated attempts to drag AAP into controversies. Those who insulated & betrayed Anna during the Janlokpal Andolan, are now accusing us of cheating him. Allegations of foreign funding were made by parties who themselves sit on thousands of crores of undisclosed funds. And a sting operation was conducted by some journalists who developed cold feet when the full, raw footage of the video was requested.
Do you see a pattern?
The following section compares the allegations made by the voice-over and the actual incidents in the raw footage:
[1] Shazia Ilmi (R.K.Puram)
Allegation: Shazia Ilmi agrees to attend a demonstration against a company because she receives large cash donations. She agrees to accept these donations without any receipt.
What actually Happens: When the reporter approaches Shazia, she refuses to help without any documentary evidence. Shazia is clearly in a hurry to leave. When she stands up to leave a crucial piece of the footage has been edited out. Shazia says, “We will only do it if we have concrete evidence. I have been a TV journalist for so many years. Hum jhoot nahin bolenge. We will not lie.” She ends the conversation and is ready to leave when she is asked about donating to the Party. She says that donations can be made in cheque or cash and a receipt will be provided. When the reporter says she does not want a receipt, Shazia says cash be used to pay volunteer salaries (the word “seedha” is not used as claimed by the sting transcript) and the cash can shown ‘in that […volunteer stipend] account’. Shazia says Rs.20,000 can be paid by cheque and the reporter replies that they will pay ‘10’. There is no mention of lakhs as claimed by news channels. The reporter does not contradict Shazia when she mentions 25,000 and makes no reference to ‘lakhs of rupees’. Shazia tries to leave and reporter follows her. Shazia is seen saying “haan, haan” to evade the reporter. Finally when asked if Shazia would be willing to help if the reporter is unable to provide any evidence, she says it would be good if there was documentary evidence.
[2] Manoj Kumar (Kondli)
Allegation in the sting: He was ready to support the efforts for getting possession of property (which the reporter claims to have given advance for) in return for getting unaccounted for donations; that they would send his people to support the reporter to get access to his property.
What actually Happens: Reporter presents his grievance and says that the cash advance he gave for a flat is stuck and needs help in getting possession of the flat. Candidate asks about flat’s location. Then even before any money is offered, candidate says that we are with you once we are elected; we will stand by you and help you. When support is first offered, candidate says that he can’t go with reporter right now. To the repeated offers of support, the candidate does not respond. Candidate says the same thing before and after the offer, that once we are elected we will stand with you. He, too, is trying to walk out of the conversation. The shot is cut here in the sting CD. What the raw footage shows right after that (tape timing 14:59:59 onwards) is that after this the candidate clearly says, ‘Property possession can be gained honestly. I have earned my money with a lot of honesty. Everyone knows me in Phase 3. I will earn a little less money, but am happy in that. Even as a property dealer, I have earned far less than all other property dealers.’ He even suggests how to get the property formally registered. This is the person being called a ‘rajnaitik gunda’!
[3] Dinesh Mohaniya (Sangam Vihar)
Allegation: He was ready to help in getting possession of a property, where the reporters cash advance was stuck, as if ‘this was the reason he has entered politics’
What actually Happens: Reporter presents his grievance and says that the cash advance he gave for a flat is stuck and needs help in getting possession of the flat. Offers support, says we will give any kind of platform; candidate does not accept offer but says that they can’t help anyone before elections. Says that he is in politics for social work. Reporter says that ‘everyone want a Bhagat Singh, but no one wants one in their own homes’, to which Dinesh Mohaniya says ‘It is only crazy people like ourselves who are willing to take this risk.’ Reporter persists that his Mamaji’s property is stuck. Candidate asks him to keep a meeting where they can have a discussion. When again offered support the candidate says that you do as you feel is ok. The candidate is offered support for a third time and asked for help, he says that when elections are going on you have to ignore everything, and I can’t help you. Reporter appeals that they are not getting possession of their property, to which the candidate says that it’s my duty to help you since you have come to me, but I can’t do anything as my hands are tied right now.
[4] Irfanullah Khan (Okhla)
Allegation: Irfanullah Khan and his associate Wasim agree to help the reporter to recover cash from a third party in exchange for support.
What actually Happens: The context under which the allegations are made is completely missing. The raw footage shows that Irfanullah Khan is approached by an aggrieved Hindu, Yadav man who has been cheated by a Muslim property seller in a Muslim dominated area of Okhla. The man approaches Irfanullah for help. Irfan offers immediate support. Almost the entire conversation shows that Irfanullah is trying to exact the details of the location of the property and asks how he can assist the man. In the meanwhile, the reporters constantly speaks of his affluent background. He also offers a car, manpower etc. in support for election campaigning. Almost each time Irfan tells him that the party is based on strong moral principles and does not need any grandiosity (shor-sharaba) in his campaign. The sequence of events in the original video is disturbed and most of its commentary is false. The allegations are not supported by anything said by the candidate. Irfan emerges on the other side of the close scrutiny as another Aaam Aadmi hero, who deserves all our respect and admiration; once again diametrically opposite to what the sting would like us to believe.
[ 5] Mukesh Hooda (Rohtas Nagar)
Allegation: In offer for ‘bouncers’ for capturing booths, Mukesh agrees to get the the reporters ‘phansa hua cash’ out after the election
What actually happens in the CD footage: The reporter makes three trips to the Mukesh Hooda’s office and each time it seems that the candidate has given him some time but doesn’t come to meet him. In the third visit he comes and sits in the office, where there is general conversation going on and the party volunteers are discussing whom they are going to send to polling booths. During this conversation the ‘reporter’ offers his help in ‘booth managing, capturing, and maintaining’ and it seems the candidate almost misses his offer and is fiddling on his phone. When he makes an offer of bouncers, the candidate looks up and gives him an amused look and ignores his offer. Reporter presents his grievance and says that the cash advance he have for a flat is stuck and needs help in getting possession of the flat. Candidate asks for papers and is not told nothing was done in writing. The candidate distractedly keeps saying ‘theek hai, ‘theek hai’. Then after the supposed offer of help, the candidate continues to ignore the ‘reporter’ for one hour. In the raw footage one sees general office activity, and the reporter keeps trying to follow the candidate. At one point in the raw footage (Embedded Time Code 20:26 ), the reporter draws Hooda out of a conversation to complain that he has been waiting for a long time. To this Hooda ji responds with an oblivious “haan” clearly showing that he is lost to all the hard work put by the reporter. The nods and the ‘haan haan’ of Hooda is nothing more than the politeness extended by any polite host to a guest.
[ 6] Bhavna Gaur (Palam)
Allegation: The CD itself shows she didn’t make any promises and was in a hurry, but claims that she agreed to help them.
What actually Happens: Bhavna Gaur does not listen to the reporter’s story. We clearly see that the candidate has not listened to what the reporters says asks them not to disturb her. She is seen asking the reporter to get back to her in a few days; the body language and tone of speech clearly shows that she is evading them. Throughout the footage, she says that she is very busy.
[7] Prakash (Deoli)
Allegation: Does not charge the candidate with dishonest behaviour, but highlights that candidates are puppets and real power is the party lies with senior leaders.
What actually Happens: The reporter claims to be a worker in the Hinduja National Power Corporation Ltd and shows interest in electricity provision in Delhi. He approaches the candidate on the pretext that since the Aam Aadmi Party carried out the bijli-paani aandolan (electricity and water campaign), the candidate should be able to help him in getting a government contract should the party come to power. The candidate responds by saying that if his company has the lowest rates, the contracts will be issued to them. He also says that he does not understand how government contracts are issues and suggests that the reporter to speak to party leaders. There are no allegations of corruption against the candidate even in the CD footage, but since the candidate refers the candidate to other party leaders, the reporter alleges that candidates do not have any power and act as mere “dummies” of the party.
[ 8] Kumar Vishwas
Allegation: Kumar Vishwas accepts money in cash and no receipts are provided. Kumar also demands travel by Business Class and asks for a hotel suite.
What actually Happens: Reporter asks Kumar Vishwas and his personal assistant discuss the terms of engagement to speak at a Kavi Sammelan. Kumar notes that he will not attend the show unless he receives the entire payment for the show in advance. His personal assistant says that they allow for different forms of receipt, including a note in their formal letterhead. Kumar mentions that he can accept cash as well as check. This part of the footage is interpreted as Kumar accepting black money. However in the actual raw footage, this sentence is followed by a critical point – he says that cash or check, we will pay income tax on it. The personal assistant also notes that Kumar has always maintained clean accounts, even during a time when he hardly had any income. Kumar does ask for Business Class tickets and a hotel suite at any point in the footage. The reporter gives them cash, which the PA keeps in his pocket and the scene is cut.
[9] Saurabh Bhardwaj (Greater Kailash) and Kapil Mishra (Karawal Nagar)
Allegation: The sting operators note that they did not come across a single “clean” candidate in the Aam Aadmi Party.
What actually Happens: The footage of two candidates in the raw footage – Saurabh Bhardwaj and Kapil Mishra is completely spot-free. They did not entertain any requests from the reporters. These candidates were not reported by the journalists.
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वोह मारा पापड़ वाले को ओये झल्लेया देखा हसाडे बराक ओबामा के करिश्मे का कमाल|ओये अब ईरान को भी कर दिया बेहाल|वहाँ की जनता भी हो जायेगी खुशहाल और हट जायेगा परमाणु सुरक्षा पर लगा हुआ सवाल | ओये जेनेवा की ठंडी हवाओं में ईरान ने परमाणु कार्यक्रम को सिमित करने के लिए जॉन केरी और ब्रिटिश हैग आदि के सामने हसाड़ी शर्तें मान ली है | अब विकास के नाम पर बनाई जाने वाली परमाणू गैस के निर्माण पर सफलता पूर्वक प्रतिबन्ध लग सकेगा |अब ओनली जरुरत का ईंधन ही बनेगा और हसाड़ी तरफ से कोई नया प्रतिबन्ध भी नहीं लगेगा |

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पुराणी कहावत है कि “रब्ब नेड़े [नजदीक] या घुसन्न[घूँसा] ” और ईराक ये भुगत चूका है अब फिर से जब सामने पांच बड़ों की उँगलियों से बना शक्तिशाली घूँसा दिखाई दे रहा है तो ऐसे में अच्छों अच्छों के पसीने छूट जाते हैं लेकिन झल्लेविचारानुसार आप लोग ये सब अपने इजराइल को बचाने के लिए कर रहे हैं तो इस पर भी एक कहावत है कि “बकरे[इजराइल] की माँ[अमेरिका] कब तक खैर मनाएगी”

AAP Party Volunteer from ,Zaffrabad ,Arvind Malik Shot Himself

AAP Party Volunteer Arvind Malik has committed suicide .He may have taken this extreme step due to some family problem.
It is said by the party” We are deeply saddened to hear that Arvind Malik, our active volunteer from Zaffrabad has committed suicide. We understand that he has taken this extreme step due to some family problem.We stand with his family in this tragic hour and pray that his troubled soul finds peace”.
This morning Arvind Malik shot himself using a weapon belonging to a family member. He was rushed to GTB Hospital but they could not save him.

प्.उ.प्र.में समाजवादियों के निर्णय तो जनहित में हैं लेकिन इनका पालन शायद “तुगलकी” स्टाइल में हो रहा है

झल्ले दी झल्लियां गल्लां

प्.यूं पी का चिंतित वोटर

ओये झल्लेया ये कथित समाज वादियों के दिमाग को क्या हो गया है ?देख तो अपने मुखिया माननीय मुलायम सिंह यादव के जन्म दिन पर हमसे लोक सभा की ८० में से ७५ सीटों का तोहफा मांग रहे हैं जबकि कर्म इनके ऐसे हैं कि इन्हें दहाई तक सीटें मिल जाएँ तो गनीमत समझना |अरे भई
[१]मुजफ्फर नगर के दंगों के ओनली मुस्लिम विस्थापितों को ही पांच -पांच लाख की इमदाद दे रहे हैं |अब लोग बाग ये पैसे लेकर फिर शरणार्थी शिविरों में आ बसे हैं | मुस्लिम तुष्टिकरण का आरोप लगा कर कोर्ट ने अलग से फटकार लगा दी है|
[२] इतने महंगे लैप टॉप बांटे जा रहे हैं और प्राप्त कर्ता उन्हें औने पोने दामों बेच रहे हैं|
[३]गन्ना किसान अपने गन्ने की मिठास की कीमत के लिए आंदोलन कर रहे हैं|
[४]राज्य कर्मचारियों की हड़ताल समाप्त करवाने के लिए हाई कोर्ट को दखल देना पड़ रहा है
[५]मेरठ में हाई कोर्ट की बेंच के लिए ये लोग आँखे मूंदे बैठे हैं|
[६] एयर पोर्ट्स के लिए जमीन को केंद्र अलग से हाथ फैलाये खड़ा है |
अब तू ही बता कि किस मुँह से ये लोग ७५ सीटों की उम्मीद भी लगा सकते हैं?

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आज कल सभी लोग इतिहास की बात करने लगे हैं सो झल्ला भी इतिहास के पन्नों को फलोल रहा है |1325 से १३५१ तक तुगलक वंश के एक शासक मोहम्मद बिन तुगलक हुए हैं उस बेचारे ने भी तत्कालीन समस्यायों को निबटाने के लिए समाज वादियों कि तरह ही हाथ पावँ चलाये थे लेकिन निर्णय ऐसे ले लिए जिनका दुरूपयोग हुआ उसकी नीतियों से फायदा क्या होना था नुक्सान ज्यादा हुआ और जग हसाई हुई सो अलग |तुगलक ने अपने को मशहूर करने के लिए सिक्के ढलवाए “tanka” लेकिन जनता ने उसका दुरूपयोग किया उसने उलेमाओं को भर्ती किया फिर उनके शक्तियों को कम करने में लग गया सूफी भी विरोधी हो गए
राजधानी को दयोगीर Deogirले गए रास्ते में ही बेहद नुकसान हो गया
सूखे के हालत में भी दोआबे में लैंड टैक्स लगा दिया आज भी वोह कलंक धुला नहीं है कोई गलत निर्णय या पालिसी के लिए पर्यायवाची के रूप में “तुगलकी फरमान” का इस्तेमाल किया जाता है|यहाँ एक बात और समझ लो की इस झल्लयत में समाजवादियों की तुलना तुगलक से नहीं कर रहा बल्कि केवल उदहारण दे रहा हूँ