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मोदी भापे! बजट में जब हसाड़ा कुछ नहीं तो फिर हसानू कि ??????????

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औए झल्लेया ये कांग्रेसियों ने क्या मखौल बनाया हुआ है? औए हसाड़े सोणे पीएम नरेंद्र भाई दामोदर दास मोदी ने इतना बढ़िया सर्व सुख हिताय बजट पेश किया और राष्ट्रीय कांग्रेसियों के तो समझ ही नहीं आ रहा|इनके सीएम भी इसे जुमला बजट बता कर अपनी नग्न विवेकहीनता का परिचय दे रहे हैं |

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मेरे चतुर सेठ जी!
पुराने सयानों का अखांण है !हसाड़ा कि ? जब हसाड़ा कुछ नहीं तो
हसानू कि ??????????

Capt Quickly Calls Modi Govt’s Interim Budget a Zumla Budget

[ Chd,Pb] Capt Quickly Quashes Modi Govt’s Interim Budget
Punjab Chief Minister Captain Amarinder Singh on Friday described Budget hogwash, with nothing for the farmers and youth, while putting more burden on the common man.
Reacting to the last budget of the ‘jumla sarkar’, the Chief Minister said it was an election-centric budget aimed at misleading the people with false promises, which were not backed by numbers.
Capt termed the Rs 6000 a year announced for marginal farmers as mere peanuts With just Rs 500 a month for the distressed farmers, the Modi government had made it obvious that they did not recognise the gravity of the problem, said Captain Amarinder Singh, dubbing the exercise as a mockery of the interests of the farming community.
“They had promised Rs 15 lakhs in accounts of all but have ended up giving only Rs 6000 a year to farmers up to 2 hectares of land, and that too at the end of their tenure, clearly showing their lack of intent to do anything for the farmers’ welfare,” the Chief Minister said.
Even the MSP of 50% above the production cost was nothing but an eyewash as the government was not buying all the items on the list, he said, pointing out that while Maize had an MSP it was not being bought by the government, forcing the farmers to sell it at an abominably low cost.
The entire budget, said Captain Amarinder Singh, was in ‘future tense’, as it talked about a USD 5 trillion economy in five years and a USD 10 trillion economy in the next eight years. Nowhere did it reflect the achievements of the BJP-led NDA government of the past five years, he added.
The Chief Minister flayed the budget as a mismatch one, noting that the concessions given to the tune of Rs one lakh core should actually mean an incremental deficit of 0.5% but the government had shown additional deficit of only 0.1 %. This means at least Rs 80,000 crore worth of taxes will be imposed in the full budget, resulting in more burden on the common man in the coming days,

मोदी सरकार ने आयकर की सीमा ५ लाख रु की विपक्षी कमर तोड़ घोषणा :

[नयी दिल्ली]मोदी सरकार का विपक्षी कमर तोड़ घोषणा :आयकर की सीमा ५ लाख रु |अब साढ़े छह लाख रु तक इनकम टैक्स नहीं लगेगा|
वित्त मंत्री पीयूष गोयल ने अपने बजट भाषण में बताया कि हमारी सरकार दहाई अंक वाली मुद्रास्फीति पर लगाम कसने में सफल रही है। उन्होंने कहा कि हमने ‘कमरतोड़ महंगाई की कमर तोड़ी’ है और हमारे कार्यकाल में औसत मुद्रास्फीति 4.6 प्रतिशत रही।
वर्ष 2019-20 के लिए अंतरिम बजट पेश करते हुए गोयल ने कहा कि संप्रग सरकार के 2009-2014 के शासन में मुद्रास्फीति औसतन 10.1 प्रतिशत पर रही थी।
गोयल ने संसद में कहा, ‘‘2009-14 के दौरान मुख्य तौर पर खादद्य मुद्रास्फीति बढ़ी थी। इसे देखते हुए हमारी सरकार ने कमरतोड़ महंगाई की कमर तोड़ी। हम मुद्रास्फीति को 4.6 प्रतिशत के औसत पर लेकर आए जो किसी भी अन्य सरकार के पूरे कार्यकाल के मुद्रास्फीति आंकड़े से कम है।’’
उन्होंने कहा कि दिसंबर 2018 में मुद्रास्फीति 2.19 प्रतिशत रही।
उन्होंने कहा कि यदि हम महंगाई को कम नहीं करते तो हमारे परिवारों को खाना, यात्रा और आवास जैसी बुनियादी जरूरतों पर 35 से 40 प्रतिशत अधिक खर्च करना होता

Capt Govt Starts Taxing Punjabis By Doubling Registration Fee of Sale Deeds

[Chd,Pb]Capt Govt ,Without waiting Budget Session,Starts Taxing Punjabis By Doubling Registration Fee of Sale Deeds
Capt Led Punjab government on Tuesday doubled the registration fee of documents related to sale deeds.
This decision was taken at a meeting of the state cabinet presided by Chief Minister Capt Amarinder Singh
The fee for all registrable documents except leases has been increased from Rs 200 to Rs 400, while the fee for registration of power of attorney has been hiked from Rs 2,000 to Rs 4,000,
The Cabinet also passed a proposal of the Local Government Department for release of funds to the tune of Rs 298.75 crore to Urban Local Bodies (ULBs) for infrastructure development under the Urban Environment Improvement Programme (UEIP).

Punjab Budget’s Ten Dayer Session in the Assemly from Feb 12

[Chd,Pb]Punjab’s Budget Session in the Assemly from Feb 12
The Budget Session of the Punjab Assembly will be held here from February 12 to 21 and the annual budget for 2019-20 will be presented on February 18,
A decision to this effect was taken at the cabinet meeting held under the chairmanship of Chief Minister Amarinder Singh
The session will commence with the Governor’s address on February 12, while budget estimates for the year 2019-20 would be presented before the House on February 18,

मोदी भापे! न्यूनतम आय वाला पेपर आउट हो गया ,राहुल ने सॉल्व भी करा लिया

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औए झल्लेया !ये राहुल गाँधी ने क्या नया जुमला छोड़ दिया ? औए राजस्थान+मध्य प्रदेश+छतीससगढ़ में किसानों का कर्जा तो माफ़ करा नहीं पाए अब सबको न्यूनतम आय की गारंटी दे रहे हैं |औए इस योजना के लिए एक लाख करोड़ रु आएंगे कहा से?

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मेरे चतुर सेठ जी १ मैंने तो सुना है के आप लोग भी बजट में यश जुमला छोड़ने वाले थे | अबतो पेपर आउट हो गया | और राहुल गाँधी ने पासिंग मार्क्स वाला महत्वपूर्ण प्रश्न को सॉल्व भी करा लिया | अब ढूंढते रहो पेपर लीक गैंग+पेपर सॉल्वर गैंग नहीं तो बजट पेपर को दोबारा तैयार करवा लो

योगी जी! किसानों का लोटा -नमक होने से पहले ही तिजोरियों से रेवड़ियां बाहर निकाल लो

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औए झल्लेया! मुबारकां!! औए हसाड़े कर्मठ मुख्य मंत्री योगी आदित्यनाथ जी ने प्रदेश के गन्ना किसानों के बचे खुचे बकाये के भुगतान के भी आदेश जारी कर दिए हैं | औए हसाड़े उत्तर प्रदेश में ५० हजार करोड़ रु का भुगतान किया भी जा चुका है इसके बावजूद जो बचा रहा गया उसका भुगतान भी जल्द से जल्द हो जायेगा |मानता है ना के हमारे नेतागण सबके विकास के लिए सबके साथ हैं|

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ओ मेरे चतुर सेठ जी !जब सामने वाला मुफ्त में शतप्रतिशत कर्ज माफ़ी का आश्वासन दे रहा हो तो आपकी ये घोषणाएं कहाँ ठहर पाएंगी? पश्चिमी उत्तर प्रदेश में गन्ना व्यवसाय अधिकतर जाटों के हाथो में हैं और इसे पहले इनका भी लौटा नमक हो जाये मई २०१९ से पहले तिजोरियों से रेवड़ियां निकाल लो

Trump Submits to Poitical Pressure,Ready to End Historic Shutdown in US

[Washington,DC]Trump Submits to Poitical Pressure,Ready to End Historic Shutdown in US
As per report of Lalit K Jha ,President Donald J Trump has backed a deal to temporarily end the record-breaking government shutdown in America’s history despite getting no funding for his controversial plan to build a wall along the US-Mexico border.
The deal resolved the crippling 35-day closure but not the fight over his proposed border wall.
Trump is demanding USD 5.7 billion of congressional funding to build the wall, but the Democrats have refused. The shutdown, which began on December 22, has affected some 800,000 federal employees.
Trump previously vowed to reject any budget unless it included funding for his signature campaign pledge.
The deal backed by Trump funds the government for three weeks, until February 15, while lawmakers try to reach a wider deal on immigration. Both the House and Senate passed the plan by voice vote on Friday.
The White House later confirmed Trump had signed it into law.
The short-term deal provides financial relief for federal workers, who have been furloughed or on the job without pay for more than a month and missed another paycheck Friday.

Tata to Bid Adieu to Own Dream Lakhtakia Nano from April 2020

[Hyderabad]Tata to Bid Adieu to Lakhtakia Nano from April 2020
Production and sales of the vehicle would stop from April 2020.
“Nano is produced at our Sanad plant (Gujarat)..
As per,President of Passenger Vehicle Business Unit, Tata Motors, Mayank Pareek.
.in January new safety norms came, in April some more new norms will come and in October new safety norms will come and BS-VI is going to happen from April 1 of 2020, so all products may not meet (BS-VI norms) and we may not invest in upgrading all the poducts…
and Nano is one of them,”
The entry level car, brainchild of Ratan Tata who envisaged giving a safer and affordable alternative to families riding on two-wheelers, received lacklustreresponse from the Indian consumer.
It was launched in 2009 with an initial price of about Rs one lakh.

Uber,Ola Cab Fares: HC Directs Maha Govt to Decide in 8 Weeks

[Mumbai]Uber,Ola Fares: HC Directs Maha Govt to Decide in 8 Weeks
The Bombay High Court directed the Maharashtra government to take a decision within eight weeks on a 2017 report submitted by a state-appointed committee to fix fares for app-based cab aggregators Ola and Uber.
In October 2016, the state government had constituted a committee under the chairmanship of retired IAS officer B C Khatua to decide on the minimum and maximum fare structure for companies like Ola and Uber.
The committee had in September 2017 submitted an exhaustive report to the government. But, till date, the government has not taken a final decision on the committee’s report and recommendations.