सचिन के मैच में राहुल की मौज में मोदी मोदी होगी,
ये तो किसी ने भी नहीं सोची होगी
अरबों रुपयों के सट्टे की खबरों के बाद भी सचिन की सेंचुअरी पूरी होगी,
ये तो किसी ने नहीं सोची होगी
प्याज, आलू टमाटर के बाद नमक की भी किल्लत होगी
ये तो किसी ने नहीं सोची होगी
चाय बेचने वाले मोदी को प्रधान मंत्री बनाने की हौड़ होगी
ये तो किसी ने नहीं सोची होगी
स्वर कोकिला लता मंगेस्कर मोदी को पी एम् देखना चाहेंगी
ये तो किसी ने नहीं सोची होगी
लता मंगेशकर से भारत रत्न वापिस लेने की कांग्रेसी मांग होगी
ये तो किसी ने नहीं सोची होगी
प्रभु राम के नाम पर भाजपा को जे डी[ यूं] दे देगी तलाक
ये तो किसी ने नहीं सोची होगी
राम नाम को लूटने बिहार में भी भव्य राम मंदिर की स्थापना होगी
ये तो किसी ने नहीं सोची होगी
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