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टीएमसी ने पर्चा फाड़ने के लिए क्या नोटिस दिया था???व्यंग

23/7/2021

झल्ली गल्लां

टीएमसी ने पर्चा फाड़ने के लिए क्या नोटिस दिया था???व्यंग

टीएमसी का छुटभैय्या ;

ओये झल्लेया! देख संसद में  लोकतंत्र का कैसा मजाक उड़ाया जा रहा है। ओये बिना  सदन की कार्यसूची में शामिल किए बगैर हमारे  माननीय सांसद शांतनु सेन जी को निलंबित कर दिया।ओये हमने भी कच्ची गोलियां नही खेली हैं।अगर हमारे सेन दादा को तुरन्त बहाल नही किया गया तो हमने संसद के दोनों सदनो की कार्यवाही ठप्प कर  देनी है 

झल्ला

दादा! बात तो आप खूब भालो बोला।आपको तो  बीच दरिया से मछियां पकडने का हुनर भी मालूम है लेकिन इक गल दस्सो?

जासूसी मामले को भुनाने के चक्कर मे सेन दादा ने वरिष्ठ सदन(राज्यसभा )में जो मंत्री के हाथों से छीन कर वक्तव्य के पुर्जे पुर्जे करके चेयर की तरफ उछाल कर सीना चौड़ा किया,क्या यह टीएमसी के नोटिस में शामिल था?

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Khattar Hits out at Nexus of Congress & Anti India Forces;Pegasus

(Chd,Hary) Khattar hits out at Nexus of Congress and Amnesty international over Pegasus snooping row
Haryana Chief Minister Manohar Lal Khattar accusing Congress said
its leaders are joining hands with those forces who want to tarnish India’s image.He claimed that there is no evidence to link the government with the matter.
Addressing a press conference the senior BJP leader also questioned the credentials of those behind the story and alleged everyone knows their leanings .
He also targeted Amnesty International, saying the agenda of the organisation, which had failed to disclose its source of funding, is well-known .Khattar also questioned the timing of the story coming as it did a day before Parliament’s Monsoon session began on Monday.
“The entire row is timed to disrupt Parliament and build a baseless agenda, he said and also raked up snooping allegations levelled against the opposition party in the past, including a row involving then Union ministers Pranab Mukherjee and P Chidambaram.

He further claimed everyone knows under what circumstances the government led by former Prime Minister Chandra Shekhar fell in 1991 when the Congress decided to withdraw support in the wake of a controversy over spotting of two intelligence operatives outside the residence of its leader at 10, Janpath in the national capital.

Further targeting the Congress, he said it has been revealed that around 9,000 phones were monitored during the previous UPA regime.
When asked about the claim that Pegasus software/spyware is sold only to government, Khattar quipped, No, private agencies also procure it from them. Now, it may be that private agencies take it from them privately and not declare it.
An international media consortium reported on Sunday that over 300 verified mobile phone numbers, including of two ministers, over 40 journalists, three opposition leaders besides scores of business persons and activists in India could have been targeted for hacking using Pegasus software/spyware.(Chd,Hary) Khattar hits out at Nexus of Congress and Amnesty international over Pegasus snooping row
Haryana Chief Minister Manohar Lal Khattar accusing Congress said
its leaders are joining hands with those forces who want to tarnish India’s image.He claimed that there is no evidence to link the government with the matter.
Addressing a press conference the senior BJP leader also questioned the credentials of those behind the story and alleged everyone knows their leanings .
He also targeted Amnesty International, saying the agenda of the organisation, which had failed to disclose its source of funding, is well-known .Khattar also questioned the timing of the story coming as it did a day before Parliament’s Monsoon session began on Monday.
“The entire row is timed to disrupt Parliament and build a baseless agenda, he said and also raked up snooping allegations levelled against the opposition party in the past, including a row involving then Union ministers Pranab Mukherjee and P Chidambaram.

He further claimed everyone knows under what circumstances the government led by former Prime Minister Chandra Shekhar fell in 1991 when the Congress decided to withdraw support in the wake of a controversy over spotting of two intelligence operatives outside the residence of its leader at 10, Janpath in the national capital.

Further targeting the Congress, he said it has been revealed that around 9,000 phones were monitored during the previous UPA regime.
When asked about the claim that Pegasus software/spyware is sold only to government, Khattar quipped, No, private agencies also procure it from them. Now, it may be that private agencies take it from them privately and not declare it.
An international media consortium reported on Sunday that over 300 verified mobile phone numbers, including of two ministers, over 40 journalists, three opposition leaders besides scores of business persons and activists in India could have been targeted for hacking using Pegasus software/spyware.

कोरोना संकट को सेना के पाले में डालने को सियासी उधेड़बुन शुरू

झल्लीगल्लां
चिंतितबुद्धिजीवी
ओए झल्लेया!ये क्या भम्बड़भूसे में मुल्क को धकेला जा रहा है।पहले तो सियासतदां मीलों लम्बे दावे करके सत्ता कब्जा लेते हैं फिर जरा सी मुसीबत गले पड़ते ही सेना की मदद की गुहार लगाने लगते है।यहां तक माननीय न्यायालय भी सेना की बात करने लग गए।दिल्ली राज्य और हरयाणा पहले ही हाथ खड़े कर चुके है।
झल्ला
भापा जी!
मुश्किल वक्तों में सेना ने हमेशा मुल्क को उबारा है और कॉरोनानुसरों के वर्तमान संकट में तो सेवानिवर्त डिफेंस डॉक्टर्स ने e संजीवनी पर ओ पी डी भी सम्भाल ली है लेकिन ये कोरोना संकट किसी एक छेत्र में आये भूकम्प/बाढ़ आदि का नही वरण समूचे राष्टीय आपदा का है और पूरे राष्ट्र की कमान आर्मी को देने के दुष्परिणाम भी हो सकते है।इसीलिए विपक्ष+सरकारों और जनता को मिल कर ही कोरोना से मुकाबिला करना होगा ।

Veterans of Defence Answer Nation’s Call With OPD on Sanjeevani

(New Delhi)Veterans of Defence Answer Nation’s Call With OPD on Sanjeevani
Veterans of Defence Forces will now be available for “Online Consultation Service on e-Sanjeevani OPD” for all citizens of India.
e-Sanjeevani OPD is a Govt of India flagship telemedicine platform developed by the Centre for Development of Advance Computing (C-DAC), Mohali under the aegis of MoHFW, Govt of India and is functioning extremely well. It provides free consultations to any Indian citizen. However, with covid cases surging, the demand for doctors is up while the supply has reduced due to doctors being pulled out for covid ward duties. This is where the defence Veterans are stepping in to help.
The Medical Branch of HQ Integrated Defence Staff is providing telemedicine service for the serving and retired defence personnel and has coordinated with MoHFW and NIC to roll out this Ex-Defence OPD for civilian patients. The Dy Chief IDS Medical has urged all retired fraternity of retired AFMS doctors to join this platform and provide valuable consultation to the citizens of India in this time of crisis when the country is going through the difficult time.
There has been a good response from the retired defence doctors and more are expected to join soon. Subsequently, a separate Nationwide Ex Defence Doctors OPD is envisaged. Their vast experience and expertise will help the larger clientele to obtain consultation from their homes and tide over the crisis.

Army Disbands It’s Farms After Completing 132 Yrs

(New Delhi) Army Disbands Military Farms
Army on Wednesday disbanded its military farms after 132 years in service.These farms were set up by the British to ensure supply of milk to Army units.The farms were occupying around 20,000 acres of defence land and the Army was spending around Rs 300 crore annually for their maintenance Army decided to “transfer” all the cattle kept in the farms to government departments or dairy cooperatives at a nominal cost.
And personnel who were employed with the military farms have been redeployed within the Army.A flag ceremony for the closure of the facilities was held at Military Farms Records at Delhi Cantonment,
In August 2017, the defence ministry announced a series of reform measures for the Indian Army that included shutting down of the military farms, housing around 25,000 head of cattle, in the country.
It said the military farms with their dedication and commitment supplied 3.5 crore litres of milk during a period spanning over a century.
“First Military farm was raised on February 1, 1889 at Allahabad. After Independence, military farms flourished with 30,000 head of cattle in 130 military farms all over India in varied agro-climatic conditions,” the Army said.
“It is credited with pioneering the technique of artificial insemination of cattle and introduction of organised dairying in India, providing yeoman service during 1971 war, supplying milk at the Western and Eastern war fronts as well as during Kargil operations to the Northern Command,”
The Army said military farms were even established in Leh and Kargil in late 1990s, with the task of supplying fresh and hygienic milk to troops at their locations on a daily basis.

ताजमहल में बम की सूचना अफवाह निकली

(आगरा)ताजमहल में बम की सूचना अफवाह निकली
उत्तर प्रदेश पुलिस के आपात सेवा नंबर 112 नंबर पर एक अज्ञात व्यक्ति ने सुबह करीब नौ बजे फोन कर दावा किया कि ताज महल में बम है।
आगरा के ताज महल में बम होने की सूचना मिलने पर उसे खाली कराया गया, हालांकि फोन पर मिली यह जानकारी बाद में अफवाह साबित हुई।
प्राप्त जानकारी के अनुसार शरारती फोन उत्तर प्रदेश के फिरोजाबाद से किया गया था।
बम होने की झूठी सूचना देने के आरोप में एक व्यक्ति को फिरोजाबाद से हिरासत में लिया गया है
फ़ाइल फ़ोटो

India &Pak DGsMO Join Heads to Melt Ice on Hotline Contact

(New Delhi)India &Pak DGs Join Heads to Melt Ice on Hotline Contact and Border Flag Meetings
The Director Generals of Military Operations of India and Pakistan held discussions over the established mechanism of hotline contact. The two sides reviewed the situation along the Line of Control and all other sectors in a free, frank and cordial atmosphere.
In the interest of achieving mutually beneficial and sustainable peace along the borders, the two DGsMO agreed to address each other’s core issues and concerns which have propensity to disturb peace and lead to violence.Both sides agreed for strict observance of all agreements, understandings and cease firing along the Line of Control and all other sectors with effect from midnight 24/25 Feb 2021.
Both sides reiterated that existing mechanisms of hotline contact and border flag meetings will be utilised to resolve any unforeseen situation or misunderstanding.
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मोदी के मोदकों का स्वाद निकालने को सोशल साइट्स पर टूलकिट की सप्लाई

जिज्ञासूबुद्धिजीवी
ओए झल्लेया !ये टूलकिट का क्या बखेड़ा खड़ा हो गया? ओए युवाओं से लेकर अधेड़ भी ठक ठक करने लग गए ।
झल्ला
भापा जी! हमारे जमाने मे टूलकिट वाहनों की खराबी दुरुस्त करने के लिए+घर मे नल टोंटी ठीक करने वगैरह वगैरह के लिए डिग्गी+गैराज+स्टोर में सहेजे जाते थे लेकिन अब कुछ खाली घर वालों ने टूलकिट से शैतानियां शुरू कर दी है।पीएम मोदी के मोदकों को बेस्वाद करने के लिए और व्यवस्था को लूज करने के लिए सोशल साइट्स पर इनकी मार्केटिंग शुरू कर दी है

चीन तो सीमाओं से वापिस जा रहा ये किसान आंदोलनकारी कब बॉर्डर छोड़ेंगे

#सीमांतभोटियानागरिक
ओए झल्लेया!शुक्र है चीन को सद्बुद्धि आ गई।युद्ध की संभावनाओं को टालते हुए चीन ने अपनी अतिक्रमणकारी सेनाओं को पेंगोंग झील से वापिस बुलाने शुरू कर दिए।ओए अब इस छेत्र का भी आसानी से विकास हो पायेगा
झल्ला
भापे!ठाकुर राजनाथ सिंह के संसद में ब्यानानुसार चीन तो सीमाओं से अंगुल अंगुल (फिंगर) ही वापिस जा रहा है लेकिन ये किसान आंदोलनकारी कब राजधानी का बॉर्डर छोड़ेंगे?।कब घरों को शांति पूर्वक लौटेंगे??चीन तो चला जायेगा लेकिन संसद में और संसद के बाहर चीन को लेकर चिलपों करने वाले अतिक्रमणकारी जब अपनी अपनी सीटों पर बैठ जाएंगे तभी सही मायनों में विकास के कुछ मायने होंगे।

Journo Arrest: Journos Condemn Police Action

(New Delhi)Journo Arrest: Journos Condemn Police Action
Media bodies on Sunday condemned the police action against two journalists who were picked up during the farmers’ protests at Delhi’s Singhu border for allegedly misbehaving with police personnel.
They said such crackdowns impinge on the media’s right to report freely and interferes with its right to freedom of expression.
Freelance journalist Mandeep Punia and Dharmender Singh (with Online News India) were detained by Delhi Police last evening for allegedly misbehaving with personnel on duty.
While Singh was later released, the police arrested Punia on Sunday.
The Indian Women’s Press Corps, Press Club of India and the Press Association demanded Punia’s immediate release and said no journalist should be disturbed while carrying out their duties at any place.
Police had earlier said some people including the journalist were trying to remove the barricades, the police had alleged, adding the scribe also misbehaved with the police personnel there.